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Tuesday, December 22, 2015

 -The FT & A Report by Tom Esposito- 

Killer "Affluezna" Yoot Skips Out On Probation - Goes On-the-Lam 
With His Mommy
Affluenza.  Get familiar with that word.  Every lawyer in the country is.
Sociopaths, psychopaths, thugs, addicts and idiots will rally behind this term.
So-called "affluenza defense" nets killer of 4, Ethan Couch, 10 years probation. (!)
He slams his car into another vehicle while drunk at the age of 17, killing 4, injuring 2.
Of course, his lawyers claim that "he" is victim. -He was pampered by his rich parents.
Legal system fails true victims by accepting the defense and awarding punk probation.
Elitist attitude, no remorse and now a wanted fugitive for skipping out on probation.




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Today: Yoots Gone Wild Edition

"He alone who owns the youth, gains
the future."  -Adolph Hitler
Children Urged 
To Denounce
Trump -Adults Instruct 
Yoots To  Beat Trump In Effigy Like a Pinata While They Are Screaming,
"I Want to KILL Him!"

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Students at Lena Dunhams College Offended by Lack
of Fried Chicken - Complain
About Poorly Made Sushi Rice
-The Real World Awaits
 Them With Glee-

http://nypost.com/2015/12/18/pc-students-at-lena-dunhams-college-offended-by-lack-of-fried-chicken/
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Columbia Student Traumatized by Reading About Too Many White Folks In History and Literature
-Parents Shocked... 
That She Has Actually 
Learned How To Read-


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Yale Fail!
Students Happy To  Sign Prank Petition To Abolish
First Amendment
-Would Remove Their
Right To Petition!-
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'Tis The Season...
A Compilation of Holiday Cheer 
and Shenanigans

Damn You, Charlie Brown!


Children Sing
"Allahuh Akbar" At 
Holiday Concert
-Genius Teachers 
Fail To Realize That Last 
Day Of Ramadan In 2015
Was Evening of July 18.-

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The FT& A Report is a Comx Box Comics Syndicate Publication
Publisher: R.F.Burton
Editor-In-Chief: TAME
Editorial Contributor / Research and Layouts by Tom Esposito

All links are live at the time of publication and the stories are deemed to be factual.

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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Hey, I'm the Principal and I'm Telling

You To Forget Your National Holiday
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Today: Editor's Choice
Finland Proposal To Give Every Citizen $1,000/Mo Under Consideration
If Approved, Massive Migration of
French Citizens Feared


Hollywood Mogul Weinstein Decries
Number of Movies Released
During Holiday Season
Forgets To Mention That He Currently
Has 17 Movies/Shows Being Completed,
In Post-Production and Announced 


High School Bans Huckleberry Finn
-Mark Twain Comments From Grave -
"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice... Then he made School Boards.."


Isis Fighter Captured
"Cries Like Baby"
Amnesty International Demands That
He Be Given Diaper Change, a Warm
Bottle of Milk and a Binky


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'Tis The Season...
A Compilation of Holiday Cheer and Shenanigans

-Prez Proclaims Tiny Trees Represent the Meaning of Christmas-  You Know, "Christmas" Mr. Prez...?  Christ's Birthday?


-Do You Have a Painting of Jesus At Home?-  Shame.  It's Racist and So Are You.
Law Suit To Follow.



-90 Ft. Christmas Tree Burns Down-
Digruntled Elves Demanding  Increase In Minimum Wage  Are Suspected





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The FT& A Report is a Comx Box Comics Syndicate Publication
Publisher: R.F.Burton
Editor-In-Chief: TAME
Editorial Contributor / Research and Layouts by Tom Esposito
All links are live at the time of publication and the stories are deemed to be factual.
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Tuesday, December 8, 2015


Drag Racer Kills 1, Critically Injures 2

-Decides To Make a Phone Call 
Ferrari and Lamborghini engage in drag race on busy city street.
Unknown to three pedestrians, the morons are bearing down on them at high speed.
Car driver loses control and the Lamborghini plows into the three -No time to escape.
Killed by the car is 51-year-old, Mr. Kuswanto who was walking with his wife.
The driver of car, hangs out of  car window, uses phone rather than assist victims.
A witness to the accident notes that the body of  Mr. Kuswanto is only a few feet away.
Realizing that he just killed someone, the driver is likely "lawyering up."
Does Java, Indonesia have the death penalty?  Let me Google it.  Yep.


Prez To Union: What Me Worry
Mocks Republican Stance On Syrian Refugees
...While in Phillipines
"Apparently, they are scared of widows and orphans coming into the United States of
America," the president said.  "At first they were too scared of the press being too tough
on them in the debates.  Now they are scared of 3-year-old orphans.  That doesn't seem
so tough to me."  Barack Obama from the Philippines /  11-18-15

Meanwhile, Mr. President, Days Before
 and After and Back In the Real World...
3 Female Suicide Bombers Kill 27 

Female Jihadist Assists in
Killing 130 In Paris Attacks

Radicalized Female and Husband
Murder 14 In San Bernadino

Isis/Isil Or Whatever Name They Are Going By This Week, Train Children
How to Use Automatic Weapons
and How To Conduct Beheadings


Hey, Mr. President.  You Got One Right.  These Are Not 3-Year-Olds...
They Are 5-Year-Olds.

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'Tis The Season...
A Compilation of Holiday Cheer and Shenanigans


-Florida Fire Chief Robs Kids Charity of Over $187,000-


-No Christmas Tree For You-


-Look Out! He's Packing a Snow Brush!-


-I Want One For Christmas-


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The FT& A Report is a Comx Box Comics Syndicate Publication
Publisher: R.F.Burton
Editor-In-Chief: TAME
Editorial Contributor / Research and Layouts by Tom Esposito

All links are live at the time of publication and the stories are deemed to be factual.





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