"Clock
Kid" Shows His All-American
Roots - Sues School and City For $15 Mil
Ahmed Mohamed, Texas
high-schooler,
"built" suitcase clock. -Mimics bomb.
Suspicious of
terrorist act, school officials correctly notify police. Youth arrested.
Social media erupts. Kid get invitations to visit Prez and Google.
Life is good
He states that
it was just part of a science project to impress his teacher. Unimpressed.
Others
skeptical and believe clock fabricated from old Radio Shack-type clock parts.
Litigious family decides to
cash in and sues City of Irving and school for $15 mil
Exit "stage left" for
family. Parents say they are heading to Arab Emirates',
Qatr.
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Internet Proudly Proclaims That It Is
Officially a "Lucas Free Zone"
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