Hey, I'm the Principal and
I'm Telling
You To Forget Your National Holiday
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Today: Editor's Choice
Finland Proposal To Give Every Citizen
$1,000/Mo Under Consideration
If Approved, Massive Migration of
French Citizens Feared
Hollywood Mogul Weinstein Decries
Number of Movies Released
During Holiday Season
Forgets To Mention That He Currently
Has 17 Movies/Shows Being Completed,
In Post-Production and Announced
High School Bans Huckleberry Finn
-Mark Twain Comments From Grave -
"In the first place God made idiots.
This was for practice... Then he made School Boards.."
Isis Fighter Captured
"Cries Like Baby"
Amnesty International Demands That
He Be Given Diaper Change, a Warm
Bottle of Milk and a Binky
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'Tis The Season...
A
Compilation of Holiday Cheer and Shenanigans
-Prez Proclaims Tiny Trees Represent the
Meaning of Christmas-
You Know, "Christmas" Mr. Prez...? Christ's Birthday?
-Do You Have a Painting of Jesus At
Home?- Shame. It's Racist and So Are You.
Law Suit To Follow.
-90 Ft. Christmas Tree Burns Down-
Digruntled Elves Demanding Increase In Minimum Wage Are Suspected
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